<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607</id><updated>2012-02-16T11:09:27.277-08:00</updated><category term='poetry'/><category term='naked eric'/><category term='music'/><category term='new poet'/><category term='how I learned to live'/><category term='great poem'/><category term='blog'/><category term='colbert'/><category term='nakederic blog'/><category term='drugs'/><category term='nakederic'/><category term='humor'/><title type='text'>ImRarelySober</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-8172607726690401752</id><published>2011-04-01T20:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-01T20:32:53.121-07:00</updated><title type='text'>XXXNikkiSexx's Posterous - Home</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://xxxnikkisexx-rbrl.posterous.com/#!/slideshow"&gt;XXXNikkiSexx's Posterous - Home&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8614628520610178607-8172607726690401752?l=imrarelysober.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://xxxnikkisexx-rbrl.posterous.com/#!/slideshow' title='XXXNikkiSexx&apos;s Posterous - Home'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/8172607726690401752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8614628520610178607&amp;postID=8172607726690401752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8172607726690401752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8172607726690401752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/2011/04/xxxnikkisexxs-posterous-home.html' title='XXXNikkiSexx&apos;s Posterous - Home'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-4474303757299119452</id><published>2011-03-31T19:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-31T19:44:14.776-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Recession Proof Your Business – Tips &amp; 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Advice'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-8249365498420354214</id><published>2007-11-03T22:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T22:56:37.461-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nakederic blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nakederic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new poet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='how I learned to live'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='great poem'/><title type='text'>How I Learned To Live - A Poem By NakedEric</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;How I Learned To Live&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Down, even though my arms rise slowly above my soggy head&lt;br /&gt;Gravity displays itself.  Sweet music played in notes until too late, unaware&lt;br /&gt;Despair is peaceful dealing with pressures triggered by the heart&lt;br /&gt;Those who love can feel this way&lt;br /&gt;Only those who can love can feel this pain&lt;br /&gt;As if three hundred years were not enough, the rolling of us counts on stories&lt;br /&gt;Written in the shore.  Too much water and they’re washed away&lt;br /&gt;Afraid to make a stand&lt;br /&gt;The past is cast for angels here so we can understand&lt;br /&gt;Pressing through the surface, I was bathed in familiar pain, in water&lt;br /&gt;The sun had just begun to shave light clippings from the day&lt;br /&gt;Now adrift, the silence complimented the fear&lt;br /&gt;Of the deepest, darkest, place I knew&lt;br /&gt;Would it be like the bottom here?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In childish tones I thought of you.  Your face and how it should look today.&lt;br /&gt;I’m sure you’re off winning like you do.  Your casual demand for life&lt;br /&gt;You drink it at every well.&lt;br /&gt;So many are your soul’s delights.  You shared me with them for a while.&lt;br /&gt;I love you so very much for that.  I want to kiss you on the face.&lt;br /&gt;I want to look into your eyes.  &lt;br /&gt;Again I begin this list of things I want to do before I die.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The skeptics argue about life after death when it’s so plain for us to see&lt;br /&gt;When you pass, you are a memory, your life a picture for all to see&lt;br /&gt;Well-lived it can be magic&lt;br /&gt;Bravely conquered it can be fantastic&lt;br /&gt;Long after the pangs of grief file away into their proper holes&lt;br /&gt;The golden life is elevated into the sky like a bird&lt;br /&gt;And you glimpse it with different eyes.&lt;br /&gt;This is the afterlife about which we grumble and debate.  &lt;br /&gt;I like it because it’s one you earn.&lt;br /&gt;Give all you can in life and you’ll be given posterity in return&lt;br /&gt;Be gentle, kind, and giving while you’re here among the living.&lt;br /&gt;These powerful gestures hold us up while we’re here&lt;br /&gt;Then when we’re gone romantic eyes look back at these kind pieces of your soul&lt;br /&gt;These are what they remember.  That is, if you care to practice life this way.&lt;br /&gt;No mire from the liars will make to this tome, but suffice to say, if you live with greed&lt;br /&gt;Greed leaves you to die but all alone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know that time always attacked me like a pack of wolves&lt;br /&gt;Each hungry, biting, chewing me bit by bit, until I had no more flesh to give&lt;br /&gt;And strange as it seems, when the world pushed me down to drown&lt;br /&gt;It’s when I truly learned to live.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WRITTEN BY ERIC GLENN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nakederic.wordpress.com"&gt;Click Here To Visit The NakedEric Blog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8614628520610178607-8249365498420354214?l=imrarelysober.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/8249365498420354214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8614628520610178607&amp;postID=8249365498420354214' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8249365498420354214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8249365498420354214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-i-learned-to-live-poem-by-nakederic.html' title='How I Learned To Live - A Poem By NakedEric'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-8808413104701469470</id><published>2007-11-03T17:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T17:21:55.147-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nakederic blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='colbert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nakederic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked eric'/><title type='text'>NakedEric is My Hero</title><content type='html'>This Blog is Wonderful!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love this guy.  Love him too, wont 'cha?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nakederic.wordpress.com"&gt;Click!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Spread the happiness and the daysof dire deepening,  Deeper now.  I feel the bottom.  I'll stay here now.  Alone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8614628520610178607-8808413104701469470?l=imrarelysober.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/8808413104701469470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8614628520610178607&amp;postID=8808413104701469470' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8808413104701469470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8808413104701469470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/2007/11/nakederic-is-my-hero.html' title='NakedEric is My Hero'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-8140581345439487625</id><published>2006-08-18T16:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-18T16:58:32.358-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Dick Feels Like Corn</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mydickfeelslikecorn.blogspot.com/2006/08/amusing-musings.html#links"&gt;My Dick Feels Like Corn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8614628520610178607-8140581345439487625?l=imrarelysober.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://mydickfeelslikecorn.blogspot.com/2006/08/amusing-musings.html#links' title='My Dick Feels Like Corn'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/8140581345439487625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8614628520610178607&amp;postID=8140581345439487625' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8140581345439487625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/8140581345439487625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-dick-feels-like-corn.html' title='My Dick Feels Like Corn'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8614628520610178607.post-5216654771617885418</id><published>2006-08-18T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-18T16:55:02.943-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm So Nervous (Holy Shit Is This Mic On?)</title><content type='html'>Usually I write better than this, but I'm scared because it is my very first time writing on a blog.  I am so happy that I am so excited!  Please like me and stop being cock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so nervous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like music and Black Label Society.  I like mom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8614628520610178607-5216654771617885418?l=imrarelysober.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/feeds/5216654771617885418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8614628520610178607&amp;postID=5216654771617885418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/5216654771617885418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8614628520610178607/posts/default/5216654771617885418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imrarelysober.blogspot.com/2006/08/im-so-nervous-holy-shit-is-this-mic-on.html' title='I&apos;m So Nervous (Holy Shit Is This Mic On?)'/><author><name>ImRarelySober</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16303039131491384022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
